“A pilot was ferrying two important businessmen from an airport near Portland to Redmond, WA. According to the weather forecast, there was a 10% chance of light showers. They were very wrong, for a severe thunderstorm hit the area, crippling the aircraft’s navigational and communications systems. As he was searching for a landmark in the thick fog, he noticed that his fuel gauge was almost on empty. The pilot saw a nearby skyscraper, and so he opened his window and screamed ‘Where am I?’ to which one of the workers replied ‘You’re in a plane.’ He then executed a 270 degree turn and performed a 3-point landing at the airport. When asked how he did it, he replied, ‘Easy, the worker gave me an answer that was absolutely true but entirely irrelevant. I knew, therefore, that it must’ve been the Microsoft tech support building. The airport is only a few miles away.”

HAHAHA. That’s a great one!